The Isaac Glass Eye Theory
I'm sure many of you have heard of the 'Glass Eye' theory by now. Those of you who haven't, I am sure the title itself is self-explanitory. For the rest, the concept is simple: Isaac has a glass eye. Now, this may be hard to accept at first, but the proof has been there all along, surrounding us. (Quite literally for some, who have posters plastered all over their room.) I have gone to so much trouble as to get a proffessional doctor's report on his condition. *wink*
Report of Isaac Hanson by Dr. I. R. Smiling
After observing my patient thouroughly, yet without coming in contact with him, I have come to the conclusion that Isaac Hanson does in fact have a glass eye. In many pictures you can find him squinting his left eye, the suspected fake. Case photos include:
As you can see, this is not always as apparent in some photos, but also in some it is quite noticable.
There we go, undeniable proof that Isaac does, in fact, have a glass eye. At what age he obtained it, and why we are unsure, but it is of my expert opinion that it may have been put out in their early fame by a crazed fan.
More to come, our researching teams are working around the clock for more information on this...